dollygale
grimelords:


A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

grimelords:

A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

tacobell-rey
feathery-soul:


drugz-and-rocknroll:

so-spine-bright:

rebellum:

helioscentrifuge:

dialupmodem:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

is it really that funny

say it out loud you idiot

I don’t get it? Maybe I’m saying it wrong. “One over five Two over five one over five one over five” ?

One fifth, two fifth, one fifth, one fifth?? I don’t get it???

one fish two fish red fish blue fish for those who dont get it

it’s a weird stupid thing that only americans understand.

feathery-soul:

drugz-and-rocknroll:

so-spine-bright:

rebellum:

helioscentrifuge:

dialupmodem:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

is it really that funny

say it out loud you idiot

I don’t get it? Maybe I’m saying it wrong. “One over five Two over five one over five one over five” ?

One fifth, two fifth, one fifth, one fifth?? I don’t get it???

one fish two fish red fish blue fish for those who dont get it

it’s a weird stupid thing that only americans understand.